Palin the Loon Drunk Dials People
 

Auspicious beginnings to 2009 for crazy snow nut Sarah Palin: While you were out making with the merriment late on New Year's Eve, Palin was sitting in her ice fishing shanty in Wasilla, Alaska, screaming at People magazine's answering machine.

"You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time," the former Republican vice presidential nominee told People magazine in a phone message on New Year's Eve. "They are certainly not high school dropouts."

Ha ha ha! What a fucking insane wacko! Can you believe that she was almost our American vice president in charge of outlawing abortion?

Palin went on to say that false reporting claiming her daughter and son-in-law are dropouts "harms [their reputations] and their chances for good work opportunities," as if Bristol and Levi aren't going to stay in Wasilla until they're old, angry, salt bags who will cheat on each other with whomever is at the hockey rink on Tuesdays.

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Comments (13)

No. 1 · GC

Ummm … Palin is a dingbat but this article is terrible.

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 10:54 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Menorah

This article is a piece of shit! Hey and you look gay.

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 11:05 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · I don't think Bert and Ernie are gay... just looking for the right women.

Worthy opponents.
Seriously, being a blogger is my worst nightmare's worst nightmare.

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Eliza

Governor Palin was right to correct People magazine's erroneous reporting. It is disgusting that they reported that her daughter and her fiance were high school dropouts, when they are not. Your blog is pathetic and ridiculous.

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · John

This blog is terrible, and disrespectful. How is it wrong for her to correct lies? Geeez yea that's a really dumb thing to do. Whatever people like you need to get a life and stop worrying so much about Palin. Unless of course you might be afraid she'll win in 2012, which of course she will.
Obama won't show his birth cirtificate, he hangs out with people like Rezco, Wright, Ayers, and campaigned twice for a Govnernor who was already under investigation during his second campaign, and now is about to get impeached. But yet you want us to think we should be concerned about Palin being VP? LMAO
Here's ya a drunk VP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Robert

I think Levi actually did drop out to work. Maybe he's taking an online GED. I think Bristol is returning to school eventually or maybe she'll take the GED as well. It doesn't appear that they have college plans, maybe she can get a charity acceptance at Yale like Barbara Bush. If Palin runs in 2012, I think she'll lose by a landslide.

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · kerryberry

If a kid quits going to school, for any reason, for an extended period of time, what are they if not a dropout?

Posted: Jan 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Dash

Sarah Will be back in 2012. Yes this a site for people who are afraid of Palin.

For more accurate info on Sarah Palin, please visit the following site:

http://www.hootervillegazette.com

This site is Dedicated to Bitter Small Town Americans Who Cling to Their Guns and Religion

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Posted: Jan 3, 2009 at 12:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Chelsea - PETA Protector

No, bitter small town americans who cling to their guns and religion are dedicated to Sarah Palin. Geez guys, get it right. This site is worthless (so why are we all reading it? Uggh, my addiction to gossip!) so I won't defend it, but Palin is a has-been. Only morons with no respect for this country would wish her any political success.

Posted: Jan 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · bedbugsandballyhoo

"as if Bristol and Levi aren't going to stay in Wasilla until they're old, angry, salt bags who will cheat on each other with whomever is at the hockey rink on Tuesdays."

Now that's the Cord I love and miss.

Posted: Jan 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · San FranSicko

You missed a walking douchebag?

Posted: Jan 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · fregger

Actually, the writer of the article has taken a nuanced stance in regard to situation of hilbilly mentality in the public spotlight. Sometimes, stating the truth looks extremely biased, but we have to remember that in reality it is the subjects themselves, living well oustide the pale of normality, who bring this sort of candor on themselves.

Posted: Jan 5, 2009 at 4:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · fregger

You know, all the news about the alleged birth in December, run in all the papers, comes from ONE phone call by Sarah Palin's AUNT to People magazine. Sarah originally would not comment on it, but after it became "established fact" she made an obliqe comment — maybe she will say that she too was deceived by the media — or did she want to test the waters first, and see if it was going to be believed? No hospital reports, no other evidence of any kind — just one phone call by Palin's aunt. Is this the nail the family wished to drive into the coffin of the Sarah-Bristol-Trig triangle hoax? I am not buying it.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 5:21 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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