It took just four months for Pamela Anderson to end her marriage to Kid Rock — and just days before she started giving interviews about the fallout. We hear the buxom blonde is already shopping her tale around, with Us Weekly among those on the list taking dictation. An insider tells us she spoke with Us before Janice Min put the issue to bed on Monday night (so you should expect to see it in this week's issue, available Wednesday). Surely you're just juiced for her yarn about what it's like to finish off a case of Milwaukee's Best in an hour and the pillow fights she had with Blonde And Blonder co-star Denise Richards, right?

Smells like best-selling issue ever to us!