Paris' BFF: Onch FTW
So Pomp Right Now
Can you believe we actually suffered through Paris Hilton's My New BFF last night? And — even crazier than that — we didn't feel the urge to stab ourselves in the eyes? We realized that once you sit through A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, you can sit through anything.
Anyway, the contestant who makes this show bearable is Onch, a jewelry designer from Hacienda Heights, Calif. Onch's favorite color is rainbow (seriously) and prefers the term "pomp" over "fabulous." Also? Onch is a male.
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If you dont like Onch, then you can get lost!!! Onch is the shiz and if Paris doesnt want him as a best friend, then I will take him!!!
Fag! u faggot you wanna do him.
i effin love onch i think he would make the perfect bff for paris i love onch hes soo aswome and he stands out more then anyone else
ONCH FANTASIC HE IS SO SEXY
are you kidding dude is a loser fag who needs his ass kicked I don't dislike gay people but fags like onch make me sick, they are pathetic, dude is a disgrace to real men everywhere, and yes one can be a real man and be gay, but this dude come on do the world a favor and jump off the top of the BFF house and someone said he is sexy!!!!!!!! i seriously hope the person said this is a dude cause seriously no self respecting girl could possibly want to have sex with this dude and if paris picks him to be her BFF she has hit rock bottom
Omg, Onch is such a fucking fagget little peice of shit. What a homo, i don't disrespect gay people but seriously i thought he was a girl at the start. He fucking talks dresses and puts make up on like a little girl, i would beat the fucking shit out of that little fagget. What a homo, he should kill himself and if Paris picks him then she is more stupid then i thought she was.
Fuck you Onch your a disgrace to man kind you little FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT.
I clearly need a sex change since I'm such an attention whore! I will never win because I will overshadow Paris.
DUDE, onch is my hero.
hes fricking amazing(:
PARIS, better pick him.
or i will steal him.
ahahah(:
theres a girl from my town on this show
she works at a tanning salon.
lol.
onch is the coolest and funniest person i know,i want to hunt him down and have a tea party,maybe even dress-up.I hope that he/she reads this and comments me back. i love you onch
I love how the 2-3 guys that are obviously homophobes are like, I dont disrespect gay people… yet you say that. If you don't like what you see, don't watch it fags. Obviously you have some kind of gay love feeling towards him. If you're going to say that to someone, please please say it to Chris Crocker.
im not a guy and i think onch is the grossest thing ever. it needs help and serious meds
Onch is the most pathetic human being Ive ever seen if you can call him that. Drama-filled crybaby is more like it. Calling someone a racist when hes a flaming homosexual is again pathetic. People aren't gonna like him regardless. He's a whiner…come on the pathetic crying seen over a stupid rollercoaster …OMG Paris this is just too much for me….BOO FLIPPIN WHOO! By the way Onch when your reading this and CRYING AGAIN just know we want our rainbow back it doesnt belong to gay people never did never will. Oh bet that just broke his heart again. Onch is raunch, he's a wannabe,loser, and a never was! Like Paris said Grow UP!
omg ONCH <3
i love him so much.
all you people that are making fun of him for being gay, WOW get a life! onch is awesome, and hes SOO sweeeet, hes the only reason i watch the show. i hope he wins, if he doesnt i'll be very sad.
i'd loveeee to have him as a bff <3!
Onch yur gorgeous & ily :)
OK! So I honestly think Onch makes the show. I laugh soooo hard. I don't think I would make him be the bff but I would keep him on the show for the whole entertainment purpose. Come on it's comedy…I love it. And Wow! to the people that said all that horrible stuff about him. He's just someone that takes stuff to the most extreme, if you hate him so much all you gotta do is switch the channel….not so hard. Also don't say you have nothing against gay people then turn around and blab. That's just being a total hypocrite. If you don't have nothing against gay people you should'nt have any problem with him because there's not just one type…there's all types. Everyone is their own individual self. Sooooo…..get a life, stop looking at other people and seeing there differences.
onch is the man
lol he makes the show interesting
again, nothing against GAY people, onch is not gay he is a faggot who acts like a girl, its fucking pathetic, he's not a girl hes a dude, barely, actually what he is, is a waste of skin, again he should kill himself and do the world a favor, if i ever saw onch i would beat tha shit out of him and anyone who thinks i am a homophobe or have feelings for onch is fucking stupid, people like him are pathetic and piss me off, going around acting like something that you are not, and then on top of that he wipes peoples tooth brush's on toilets and cries like a pussy about riding a rollercoaster what a fag, again onch PLEASE DO US A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF YOU ARE A WASTE OF SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onch is so cute. I really hope he wins.
all u onch haters are mess up
he is cool and ur just jealous of him cuz hes muchh muchh cooler than ya all
wats wrong with expressing urself?
onch is awesome and he should totally winn!!
OMG! i love onch, he's the best. fuk all of you haters! if paris dosent want onch as a BFF i will!
fuck u pussy
Oh my word!!!! Onch is like the best person in the entire freakin' world!!!! He was the only reason why I watched the show. And now that he got kicked off… Grrrr!!! It made me sooo mad!!! Anyway's Onch you're amazing!!! And all of you pathetic people who keep bashing him are just jerks. Just cause your self confidence is so low is no reason to be getting mad at him.
Homosexuals suck (pun intended) My brother pointed out this Onch person to me today and I actually Googled this site by typing in "flaming homosexual paris hilton"
People, please undersatnd that homosexuals are mutants. They should be destroyed. I don't believe freaks should survive childhood. Retards, deform-o's, dullards, fags, hermaphrodites, etc should be summarily executed. Hit the gas chamber ONCH, Hitler would've wanted it that way. BEEYATCH!
i love onch, i'm a (mostly) straight guy, and onch is hot!!! all these haters, he is just being himself….you go boy!!!
Onch is a mutherfuckan' piece o' shit faggot suckin,fudge packin',penis tuckin' target for my fist!!! I will break that bitch if i ever catch IT skippin' down the street with a butt-plug in his ass.Even my girlfriend says hes a fucking freak…and no,Im not a homophobe. I knew a few gays that didn't bother me..one would even party with us because he was one of my GFs friends friend.Didn't bother me one bit,but I couldn't stand onch in the same vicinity of me.I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOURE A FAG SO DONT ADVERTISE!!! Like I said..I'd beat dat bitch wit a bat! SALADTOSSIN' P.O.s!!DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PNUT I THINK YOUR IN LOVE WITH ONCH, YOU JUST DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM , IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THEN HE SHOULDNT EXIST TO YOU BUT YET YOU CANT GET HIM OFF YOUR MIND
DERT BAG, IF YOU HAD A LIFE ONCH WOULDNT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH
ONCHBASHER3R YOU MUST HAVE SOME SEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARD ONCH TO BE SO BOTHERED BY HIM.. OTHERWISE LET IT GO
ONCH IS AWESOME !
I just watched a couple eps of this crappy show and I gotta say that I like Onch! Maybe it's the DXM talking though.
Onch is the perfect twink. I would love to top him real good and hard.
I hated Onch with a passion. He called some guy a homophobic bitch because he was straight, and didn't want Onch rubbing his ass against his penis in a night club. Then he called Cori a racist because she made a joke about Asians doing nails. He was a whiny little cunt and a major drama-queen. I could kick the shit out of him if I ever saw him in real life, and I'm a 115 lb female.
I LOVE ONCHHH HE IS SEX ON THE BEACH