This is why the Internet is so great. Without it, we would have had to wait a week for the news that Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence in Hollywood early this morning.

Though her publicist claims she had one margarita and was just tired, Paris was pulled over around 12:30 for "driving erratically." Of course, Paris tried to explain that's how she almost always drives.

"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication," Isabella said, reading a police statement. "A field sobriety test was conducted at the scene and the officers determined she was driving under the influence."

Somehow, Paris was able to get herself out of charges, because after her arrest, she was immediately released. The only people that still talk to her, Nicky and Kevin Connolly, went to pick her up. Brandon Davis would have come, but he had two margaritas, and was last seen trying to get real photos of Lohan's crotch.

Paris Hilton Arrested for Alleged DUI [People]