Paris Hilton Has a Firecrotch of Her Own
 

Oh, boy. What would we do without Intern Calista and her insatiable need for celebrity gossip … and photos. In her research of God knows what, she came across this somewhat arbitrary but still extremely funny picture of Paris Hilton during her "modeling days."

Paris Hilton Fire Crotch

Now, if only Paris could learn to cum freckles, she might be able to land a decent movie role.

Paris Hilton [TMZ (3rd photo)]

May 24, 2006 · posted by · Link · Respond
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No. 1 · krista

someone get Lohan a pair of those

Posted: May 24, 2006 at 7:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Anna

Isn't this the same modeling gig that gave us the ass goiter?

Posted: May 24, 2006 at 9:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · jeannified

Modeling days? This picture was only taken several months ago! I distinctly remember it becuse I was thinking what an attention loving ho she is!

Posted: May 25, 2006 at 1:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · jbonz

Perhaps Paris should go back to douching with DDT-the kerosene seems to be a bit too flammable for her to handle.

Posted: Jun 4, 2006 at 7:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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