Paris Hilton Is Back Behind Bars
Sarah Silverman Still Hoping That, To Make Paris More Comfortable In Prison, The Guards Are Gonna Paint the Bars To Look Like Penises
Have you heard the news? After that crazy paparazzi orgy earlier this morning, Paris finally made her way back to court, where she was promptly ordered to return to L.A. County jail for the remainder of her sentence.
A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
She was taken from court screaming.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
In addition to screaming, "It's not right!" Paris was also overheard yelling, "This isn't how we planned it, Sheriff!" and then seen furiously sad-face emoticons over her Sidekick 3.
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I have to believe that F. Scott Fitzgerald was right:
"Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft where we are hard, and cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand. They think, deep in their hearts, that they are better than we are because we had to discover the compensations and refuges of life for ourselves. Even when they enter deep into our world or sink below us, they still think that they are better than we are. They are different."
"The Rich Boy" (1926)
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this brat, not wanting to take her medicine after TWO warnings and a REDUCED sentence is getting what she deserves. she, her horrid parents and the now damaged hilton-hotels brand get a wicked public spanking here:
http://www.unboundedition.com/content/view/781/50/
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