What's Friday without a little fucktardedness from our favorite simple minded celebrity Paris Hilton? You know how she has that new video game coming out? The one that has geeky hackers walking around in short pants? She is just so thrilled for it's release.

Wearing a green minidress and red platform pumps, Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam."

"Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game," she said.

Well, we guess we'll giver her some credit … her name is a little better. Ok, sorry, we really did try to make a joke here … but we're so distracted by Paris' new found boobs that we can't really do much but stare, and wonder where those were back when she was taking her clothes off for nose candy.

Hilton Causes Stir at Video Game Expo [AP News]