Paris Hilton Releases 5th (Fifth!) Perfume to Commemorate her Continuing Relevance
Do you believe in really gross magic?
 

Whoops guys, looks like while your back was turned, Paris Hilton(TM) managed to find another way to keep making money, adding a fifth fragrance to her line of perfumes. The ad for the scent features Hilton as the Green Fairy from Moulin Rouge(?) with tagline "Do You Believe in Fairy Tales?"

Unsurprising then, that the name of the perfume is Fairy Dust. What is surprising however, is that the bottle is not just a 6-ounce vial of cocaine.

So if you ever wanted to smell like an unnecessary cultural figure whose name is most associated with disgusting affluence and venereal diseases, now is your chance. Paris Hilton makes no promises that purchasing said item will make you her new BFF, since that is something one must audition for.

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No. 1 · asheley

5 fragrances AND SHE STILL STINKS!

Check this. Funny!

http://givemeamillionparishilton.com/

I wanna see the bitch give it up so spread it around!!!

Posted: Sep 30, 2008 at 5:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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