Good morning! How did you sleep? Have you had breakfast? Care for an iced coffee, a yogurt with fruit and granola or a whole wheat bagel with non-fat cream cheese?
How about just a healthy dose of reality? Like, for instance, the realization that 3.2 million people tuned in to CNN on Wednesday night to watch an unemployed rich person lie her ass off on national television.
Hilton's Wednesday night chat on "Larry King Live"– her first since being sent to the slammer for about 23 days with only bologna sandwiches and a Bible to comfort her — clocked about 3.2 million viewers. They came to hear her declare she had emerged from the ordeal a new, improved Paris Hilton, one dedicated to raising money for kids and to fight breast cancer and multiple sclerosis, one determined not to let her voice get really high when she gets nervous, one who will never again be sent to prison for driving with a suspended license and violating probation on an alcohol-related reckless-driving charge but who will instead call the family driver to take her to In-N-Out Burger.
Which shouldn't really surprise us given that magazines like American Heritage have folded while insipid celebrity weeklies like In Touch and Life & Style Weekly have increased their number of ad pages by 30% and 52% respectively.
Editorial Director
Didn't watch the so called "interview." From what I saw of it, it was perhaps the worst "interview" ever. If parasite wanted to shed to "dumb blond" image, DID NOT HAPPEN! I think Larry King himself was nodding off. Can you imagine some organization paying $1 million dollars to ask that TWIT questions?
Why didn't she just give all her money to charity before getting put behind bars? I doesn't take a genius to realise that she has too much money and it would be better spent on helping the world rather than designing a diamond encrusted "Barbie" scooter.
[...] Who cares about Paris Hilton? Oh, about three million people or [...]
[...] Who cares about Paris Hilton? Oh, about three million people or [...]