What happens when you get young, party lovin’ celebrities and hip-hop moguls together in one tiny club for a Prince concert? Nobody watches the show, egos go through the roof, and you always get two versions of the gossip.

It all started with a spat between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, which ended in La Lo following Paris into Butter’s bathroom — but instead of the girls scratching each others’ eyes out, nothing happened. The real drama unfolded when Lindsay returned to “her” table (as in, the table she was sitting at before getting up to pee/yell at Paris) and found Diddy and crew in her former spot.

So, what happened next? It obviously depends on who you ask.

Page Six claims that because there were only six tables, Diddy scooted in where Lindsay had left (how one 90 pound girl leaves room for a crew of rappers, we have no clue) and when she returned, she was not happy.

“Everyone was sharing, but Lindsay refused and began mixing it up with Puffy. His bodyguards came over and picked Lindsay up to get her out.” A member of Diddy’s camp confirmed, “Lindsay was being so loud and obnoxious. His security became concerned and came over to escort her away.”

Rush & Molloy, however, has a different account. Lindsay’s not the bitch. It was Diddy who was being the total ass.

She kidded with him, asking what he was doing at her table.”He didn’t realize she was joking,” says a source, “and he then yelled at her and told her to get out.”

Diddy “was really mean to her,” says another source, who claims one of Puffy’s bodyguards lifted up Lindsay, and the rapper himself got into a scuffle with a Lohan pal who defended her.

Now, if we could just this multitude of perspective in other areas of media coverage, we know Jack Shafer would be able to sleep better at night.

EVICTING LINDSAY [Page Six]
Lindsay, Paris and Diddy turn Prince concert into battle royal [Rush & Molloy]