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Albert Gore III Makes Brody Jenner Look Good
But He Mostly Just Makes Albert Gore II Look Bad

Al Gore’s son is taking his father’s celebrity straight down the well-beaten path of other trainwreck Hollywood children. And he couldn’t have picked a better time! After all, moving vehicle violations are so hot right now, and with his July 4th arrest (for speeding and drug possessions) Al Gore III joins the illustrious dubious ranks of famous brats Brandon “Wedding Ruiner” Davis, Lindsay “Memorial Day weekend DUI” Lohan, and Nicole “Driving while smoking weed and cracked out on painkillers” Richie.

Oh, and speeding and by drug possession we don’t mean pushing 70mph and a mere handful of Ritalin so much as cranking the eco-savvy Toyota Prius up to a cool 100pmh, and toting around approximately 140 Vicodin pills and “dozens” of other unauthorized meds. Or, in other words, enough to last LiLo approximately 4-6 hours. After a wild night of drinking. At the Chateau Marmont. With Olsens present.

So what does the future hold for Al Gore’s “tree” happy son?

“If convicted on all charges, Albert Gore III faces up to three years and eight months in prison,” the Orange County District Attorney’s Office tells People magazine. However, state law does make him eligible for a drug diversion program instead of incarceration—that is, assuming Gore can find himself a judge who’s familiar with the term “celebrity favoritism.”

And just how has former United States V.P. Al Gore II been coping with his son’s pill-popping antics?

By ignoring them completely, focusing instead on his daughter’s wedding extravaganza and devoting the rest of his attention to his honorary third child: the environment.

All of which strikes us as very Bruce Jenner of him! And we can’t help admiring Papa Gore’s approach: Just ignore the kid, let him run rampant, and eventually he’ll end up tuckering himself out, hopelessly addicted to amphetamines or getting his fingers broken by a C-list reality tv “star.”

Jul 23, 2007 · Link · 3 Responses
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No. 1 Lindsay Lohan Falls Off The Wagon / Jossip says:

[…] Breaking news update: Lindsay Lohan was arrested! For a DUI! And for drug possession (cocaine, natch) and speeding in a white Denali. (It’s all sooooo Albert Gore III). […]

Posted: Jul 24, 2007 at 10:28 am
No. 2 Hollywood Bedroom » Blog Archive » Lindsay Lohan Outed As Bad Drunk Driver, Poor Coke Hider says:

[…] Breaking news update: Lindsay Lohan was arrested! For a DUI! And for drug possession (cocaine, natch) and speeding in a white Denali. (It’s all sooooo Albert Gore III). […]

Posted: Jul 24, 2007 at 11:14 am
No. 3 Lindsay Lohan Outed As Bad Drunk Driver, Poor Coke Hider at MyQaeda Celebrity Fashion Blog says:

[…] Breaking news update: Lindsay Lohan was arrested! For a DUI! And for drug possession (cocaine, natch) and speeding in a white Denali. (It’s all sooooo Albert Gore III). […]

Posted: Aug 10, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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