Paris' Puppies Mauled to Death by Mean Paparazzi Coyotes
Animals definitely did not die of neglect this time


Paris Hilton may sometimes be a little ditzy when it comes to her pet-collecting tendencies (haha remember that monkey?) but at least she never managed to kill any of them. Sure there was that time the heiress left her cat at the vets for so long they had to bring it back to her, but when you own a San Diego Zoo's worth of lemurs and kinkajous, it's sort of hard to keep track of your 17 unusually small dogs and other "normal" animals.

Whoops…did we say 17? Make that 15: Two of Paris' dogs were killed by coyotes last night. No word yet on which two of the many, many puppies were murdered, or if Tinkerbell (arguably the only dog of Paris' anyone knew about) was involved, but it's sad none the less. Even if Paris was once named "worst dog owner," coyotes are known to attack other animals without prejudice to whether or not their owners are overprivileged bimbos.

Sep 18, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 4 Responses
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Comments (4)

No. 1 toorak road says:

Coyotes will attack and kill small animals. If the dogs were in a yard where the coyote could easily jump the fence, then she is responsible. If she lives in an area where coyotes are known to roam and attack small animals, then she is responsible.
If anyone had posted notices of recent coyote sightings, then she was responsible.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 8:16 pm
No. 2 hms says:

You don't leave any dogs out untended.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 9:41 am
No. 3 A Noun says:

Whose {sarcasm}brilliant idea{/sarcasm} was it to leave tiny dogs outside unattended in a coyote zone?

Of course this moron is responsible! Their blood (and the blood of how many others?) is on her hands.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm
No. 4 maggie says:

What about the puppy (puppies?) she left in a closet and 'forgot' about? They died. She is cruel and heartless and should be arrested for cruelty to animals.

Posted: Sep 21, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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