Note to Paula Zahn: The next time you feel like having an extramarital affair with married ContiGroup CEO Paul Fribourg and cheating on your multimillionaire husband —and father to your three children—Richard Cohen, you might want to think about, you know, not keeping a handwritten diary of all the lurid details, stashing it in a totally obvious hiding place, and then accidentally leaving it behind for your soon-to-be-ex husband (who's still, understandably, somewhat bitter about the whole extramarital affair/divorce thing) to find just in time for the settlement proceedings.

Otherwise, keep up the good work! Oh, but since we're on the subject of things you should probably have done differently, you might also want to rethink that tacky lime green blazer.