People Magazine, Hello!, and Getty images are none too pleased with this crazy thing we call Internet. Though they have no problem when blogs link to their website or publish other photos they own, this million dollar Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt photo is different. This is messiah we're speaking of.
The mags have sent their lawyers out to attack the inboxes of bloggers everywhere, launching the most aggressive protection program we've seen since Colin Farrell and Jennifer Ansiton's lawyers went beserk.
People and Hello! magazines launched legal action Wednesday against two Web sites that published a picture of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their newborn daughter.
The embargo on the images was broken when two gossip Web sites posted an apparent image of the front cover of Hello!
When we first saw this story, we thought for a flickering moment, we're totally getting the crap sued out of us. But, then we researched the story a bit further to find out, no, it's not us. The two sites being bombarded with legal action are Defamer and "a Live Journal blog."
Just as People magazine announced it had landed exclusive North American rights to the first pictures of the baby, an image of the newborn Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and her parents popped up on at least two Web sites as the cover shot for Hello!
The picture surfaced on celebrity-lampooning Defamer.com and the LiveJournal gossip blog.
Thanks, CNN, but, uh, there's more than one Live Journal blog. So, with just one more Google News search, our final question was answered, and the unlucky pioneers were revealed.
The leaked photo first surfaced on US gossip blogs Oh No They Didn't and Defamer on Wednesday.
We just knew that this little baby savior would create the biggest holy fuck war ever in the land of Tabloidia.
Hello! sues over Jolie photo leak [BBC]
Legal war as Brangelina pic leaked [CNN]
Celeb mags go to court over baby photo [AP]
Magazine launches action over leaked Jolie pics [People]
Editorial Director
Get over it. This trash isn't worth suing anyone over. It's just AJ and Brad, the two scum bags on the face of the earth. It's not like they're important or even noticed for doing anything other than the whore screwing and getting pregnant by a married man.
I think it is ridiculous the whole hype with the Pitt baby. I love to read the tabloids, but any magazine that pays big dollars is ridiculous and I will not buy it. The adulterer and 2 time homewrecker have lost my $9.50 for all future movies!
Tawny-
Get over it.
Berger-
Get over it.
Meanwhile…
A week into her birth, she's already on record with her $10million photo, her giant donation to charity and now setting new legal precidence(sp?).
Changing laws and creating her own economy… and she can't even hold her own head up yet. Good times.
Oooo, Tawny. Get help. Now.
Oooo, Tawny. Get help. Now. And Berger, I doubt they'll miss your $9.50.
Stop calling that innocent baby mesiah. Is not her foult that her perents are so fucked up and far from reality. All this stars raise fucked up kids. AJ is a good example. Brad is just plain stupid and egomaniac guy (and not because of what he did to his ex.). He is for sure an easy guy to manipulate.
omar
You really need to get over yourself. Its not baby messiah's fault that she already has more power than you will ever have in you sad, lonely life.
Binger-
This baby has already donated to charity and revived a country's economy. WTF, I'm 31 and still figuring out what proper clothes to wear to work.
Omar-
Get over it.
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE BABY? THAT SHE HAS FAMOUS PARENTS? MY DAUGHTER' NAME IS SHYLOH AS WELL…..
hello, I am a frenche fan (:) ) mets + de photo de leur bébé il est trop minion
Poor Nelly,
How old are you ? you cannot even spell mignion…Are you really French ? or just analphabet ?
Does anyone care that Pitt sired "the new messiah" while married to Anniston? It's not that I think their marriage had a chance. I just wonder why anyone would have a child with a man who cares so little about the promises he has made. Good luck to you Ms Jolie.
Brad and Angelina had sex outside wedlock???
How did I miss that?
Please, do not call my child "messiah". He is a…strange little guy. Tried to poke my eye out the other day. Mom was watching, waiting, while he did it. Everyday I'm a bit more afraid of the both of them.
jonny
Have any of you seen a guy who uses the pseudo "Bush Hater"? I hate that son of a bitch! If you see him, tell him I said "fuck you!" He thinks he really said something to me!
Lucinda McLaren: What is a this shit about the Messiah? I know I am a bit late to comment but… I AM THE MESSIAH, NOT SOME LITTLE SNOT NOSED BASTARD. WHATS MORE, I AM JEWISH, SO THERE! I even have the mona lisa sitting in my bedroom, the REAL DEAL! You figure it out. Are you Irish McLaren? If not, your married to an Irish man. Boy do I hate Irish people, there always stirring up some shit! And shit is a dish best served cold. You all can SUCK BIG DADDY CHRIS' BIG BLACK DICK! fuck you all, Ta, Ta!