People Is The New ManHunt.net
As you've likely heard, former Doogie Houser and current How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week, announing he's a big gay. And who does he tell his story to? Why People magazine, of course. First Lance Bass gets his cover story, then T.R. Knight gives the Time Inc. tabloid the "exclusive" on his homo habits, and now Harris has shaken hands with Larry's Hackett. Because while Vanity Fair is where celebrities reveal they were molested as a child, People is the place to spread the word that you're a bottom.
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Not only am I the messiah, but I am a prophet as well. I had been telling women that liked Lance Bass that he was a Homosexual, but to my surprise, I was scorned and ridiculed, and they instead accused me of being gay. Now those bitches will have to eat their own words.
Hey Dave, you know what is better than hearing about Neil and Lance being gay? Hearing about Heterosexuals courting. Give me the 411 on my honey Ashlee, if you please. But don't talk bad about her, I mean it, I'll rip your throat out!!!
So is it safe to assume that Tom Cruise will be on the cover next week?
AnnCoulter's ass is none other than Thilo Savage.
Maybe there's a rent boy/ gay man who 'gets around' who works at People who is sleeping with all the celebs and then blackmailing them all….
Why does your rag give such a shit one way or another about the lives of gay America? If the editors are so goddamn secure with their own "manhood," then why does it matter so much?
Don't worry, you can still pretend to enjoy fucking women and find a cock to suck online.. Go to any cruise park in the galaxy and you'll find 30 percent self-proclaimed "straight" men wandering aimlessly for dick.
Get over it!
I think the real question is, what does People Magazine have against the Sisters of Sappho? Not a lesbian story among them & I say it's high time. When are they going to give us that Anne Coulter, Kelly Clarkson or Kathy Griffin coming out story???!!!