So, People really paid $1 million for photos of Anna Nicole Smith's fake wedding to Howard K. Stern? Well, they really did get their money's worth.
Just look at the beautiful photos on People.com. Ok, who are we kidding? There are flippin' terrifying! We know her son just died but jeeze. Couldn't somebody hose her down first?
They all honestly, really do look they were taking with a disposable camera. We especially think the shot about (with the a random dude standing behind Smith and Stern) is worth more like $5 than $50,000.
And as the photo after the jump hints, Anna Nicole should have definitely worn sunglasses. At least the baby is really, really cute.
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Aww. See? Adorable. Anna Nicole should definitely hold it in front of her face next time.
Anna Nicole Smith [People]
How can you look so happy when you just lost your son only weeks ago…She's strange! I'm beginning to think that so called husband of her's had something to do with Daniels death…they're both strange.
I'm thinking….the kid looks like Larry with the light hair and I assume blue eyes. This whole wedding thing is just a ploy to buy some time. If you look at the body language those two have during their 'wedding' ceremony you will note there is nothing that looks remotely like they are in love, no looks, no real touching no itimacy and for that matter, their kiss was pretty lame. My theory is she wanted to marry Birkhead, he said no, so she told him to go screw and took off to the Bahamas. I guess she figured Larry had his chance. Too bad for him. I' m just saying of course …;o)
HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW!!! Afiya…don't go Columbo on us, you don't even know Nicole, she is heavily medicated, and was and has been before her sons death. Hey had to medicate her because she went so hysterical..it was really sad to see..I ALMOST CRIED.ME. So if I could give you my eyes for one day…you would see her greef. PSYCH! I am an asshole. In her defense, when was the last time you saw her get emotional? I mean besides her Oh so sexy adult flicks?