While People magazine handles its Brad Pitt trespassing spat, it's also got some in-house issues to attend to: A staffer who's claiming west coast bureau chief Todd Gold has been sexually harassing her for months.

Last month the accuser's attorney notified the magazine's brass of her allegations of unwelcome come-ons. People quickly reacted, locking up both of their "incriminating email"-laced computers, transferring the accuser to another Time Inc. title and announcing the very well-connected Gold was taking indefinite book leave (to pen a tell-all with Laci Peterson's mother, Sharon Rocha).

Meanwhile, the alleged victim is reportedly so so stressed that she's been losing more weight and her hair has been falling out — "in clumps." We've seen this before, and goes by the name of "anorexia." So strange too, since it's not even a Conde Nast title.