Good news struggling bands: Warner Brothers is going to give Perez Hilton his own imprint. The guy who declared Fidel Catro dead and supports Heidi Montag's delusions of musical grandeur can help you make it big.

Why are they giving him this deal? Because musicians like Eric Hutchinson have done well after Perez's endorsement. And that's the music business model: Idiots telling other idiots what to buy.