Why do we have a feeling the National Enquirer's David Perel is about to field an angry round of phone calls from uber-publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik? In the AMI tabloid's next issue, they're making claims that a mere 10 days ago, a one Lindsay Lohan overdosed on cocaine and painkillers at the Chateau Marmont. The story goes on to say a doctor helped flushed the powdery substances, bag up the prescriptions, and nurse her back to health. All of which sounds like a perfectly reasonable story, knowing how the Linds like to party, but we thought the Chateau Marmont had banned Ms. Lohan from staying there? You know, for one too many incidents such as this.

Update: We're told Leslie Sloane Zelnik did receive – and take – a call regarding her starlet client. And no denial, or attempt thereof, was issued.

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