"Because I just feel like it" is the reason firefighting rapist and former WWD run-around-town-er Peter Braunstein scrawled in his journal for wanting to kill Anna Wintour. The revelation – shared by hundreds of fashion designing hopefuls whose dreams the Vogue chief ruins every hour – was revealed yesterday during his trial, where the full details of his plot weren't unleashed, but his choice for what she would wear in hell ("tropical wear") was. But why the hatred? Because Anna wouldn't take his calls. To the journal!

When I was a media reporter, there were many high-profile editors, and God knows they had big egos, but you could still get them on the phone. … Remnick, Carter, Fuller, even Martha Stewart. But Wintour? She just never talked to peons like us."

And from Post reporter Laura Italiano's article: "Wintour did not return calls for comment yesterday."

Better keep an eye on that Italiano.