Congrats, New York Post. You get today's award for scraping together the least-needed, most-putrid story of the day. And you've got some stiff competition. So who do we have to thank for your delving back into the twisted mind of rapist Peter Braunstein?

The Post's Susannah Cahalan scores an "EXCLUSIVE!" interview with the jailed sicko (his first visit at the Clinton Correctional Facility since he arrived in August), who's adding to his creepiness factor by revealing he wishes he had killed ex-girlfriend Jane Larkworthy instead of torturing his Halloween night victim. Of the latter, he now says, "I wish I could have met her when I was normal. I think we could have been friends."

And then there's his wish to kill New York's Vanessa Grigoriadis, who wrote a story about him while he was on the run, as well a the entire Church of Scientology, and, of course, everyone's favorite fashion foe, Anna Wintour. Got that, St. Nick?