Just to make sure you're paying attention, it's 12:16pm and still no indictments for Karl Rove, Scooter Libby or Dick Cheney.

We're so bored waiting for an announcement that we're actually considering re-reading that Vanity Fair article. Yes, that one.

In the meantime, read the satirical update from Unconfirmed Sources.

CIA leak probe has Washington waiting [CNN]
Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald Announces No Indictments for Rove and Libby in Plame Case [Unconfirmed Sources]