
While we're on the topic of Player magazine and all its inadequacies, let us present another example from the September/October issue to help along the convincing that a book based on the "7 deadly sins" is destined for certain blog fame.
Meet the photo feature on actress Brittany Daniel, who's worthy of a magazine spread because … she's in a movie called Loveless in Los Angeles that may or may not have come out yet but you make an effort to see it either way. (Oh, and she's in The CW's The Game, which has a second season coming in October.)
You'll forgive us for not reading any of the text – and not because there was only one paragraph of it – but the photographer credit was the only thing that caught our eye (next to Brittany's "best body in Hollywood," of course).
The photog behind the snaps is Cynthia Daniel — or, as countless handfuls of people know her: Brittany's twin sister, whose only acknowledgeable role was co-starring with her sis in Sweet Valley High. Our guess is that Cynthia has been playing a sad game of Career Catch-Up ever since, riding Brittany's ratty coattails. So much so that we're entertaining the possibility Cynthia swapped herself into those pics.
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[...] Avery Cardoza’s Player, a magazine whose title and content make us long for the days when House & Garden could thrive, is not one we willingly pick up. In fact, we haven’t thumbed through it since that one time in August. [...]