Please Choose One of the Following Means to Invite Your Co-Worker to Complain to HR

April Fools' Day is over. The pranks are not. Employment blog Jobosity finds itself with a co-worker who's out of town, which leaves just one obvious option: Screw him over. They're taking your votes on which asshole move you'd like to see happen: newspapering, Styrofoam peanuts, plastic wrap sheet, or plastic wrap coating. [Jobosity]
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They're all pretty adolescent.
Tom, you're just jealous that there aren't any office dorks that care enough about you to pull such a prank. Go back to your bench presses.
Come on Tom give us a break. Thanks Jossip for picking up on our "adolescence". Check back to see the prank tomorrow.