Did anyone really think that, after throwing all that money into Portfolio, Conde Nast was going to be happy with a less-than-stellar staff? Nope. The in-the-works biz mag continues to beef up its staff, this time adding New York Times' star reporter Kurt Eichenwald.

You remember Eichenwald — he's the guy who saved that Justin kid from his online webcam porn rig, and then needed to enroll in months of psycho-therapy. Well, he's going to be hanging out at Conde now, working at CN Portfolio, the greatest magazine of the past 30 to 40ish years.

"[It's] the chance to be a part of one of the greatest magazine start-ups of my lifetime, to be there on the ground floor and have an effect on its direction."

Wow. And to think all this time we thought Cosmo Girl was going to be greatest launch in magazine history.

TIME TO GO [Stephanie D. Smith, WWD]