Did you hear? Victoria "Posh" Beckham has forbidden her doting husband (and mostly ineffectual soccer player) from attending her reunion concert opening night.

"One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there, and then it's, 'No, don't come to the first show, as we'll all be too nervous," said a grateful David Beckham.

Which we think is really British slang for "Hot damn! Christmas came early this year." [Us]