Remember the end of Strange Days, where Angela Bassett and Ralph Fiennes are running through the crowd of New Years Eve 2000 revelers, and there's a giant riot and everyone's screaming and the cops are beating people and it's an all-out war zone?
Well it took a little longer than expected, but welcome to NYE 2009, hosted by the Jonas Brothers.
The New York Police Department – which has heroically handled terrorist attacks, blackouts and riots without a whimper – is being cautious over the "mob scene" that could result when the Jonas Brothers perform in Times Square at Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest on Wednesday night.
9/11, Ryan Seacrest, and a Jonas Brothers concert: the analogy that was meant to be. Never forget?
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Dude, that shit isnt even funny talking about 9/11 and the Jonas Brothers in the same sentence. I would have laughed if maybe you had wished eye cancer to all of their fans or soemthing like that…. *eye roll*
That being said fuck these little tweens. Bunch of worthless little cock suckers that generation turned out to be. Id like to choke these tools with that stupid urban outfitter scarf.
Little mommas boy titty suckin douche bags.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That's really awesome…The last time I saw JoBros was a few months ago. I thought it was the best concert that I had ever been to even that concertstickets price was high sky maybe Coz I used not to research enough to see if there were better pricing. But now I can save some dollars via after finding this:
http://www.rickstickets.com
Whatever. Jonas Brothers rule. If all the people that hate them for NO reason (scarves really bother you that much? reassess!!!) vanished tomorrow the world would probably be a much nicer place.