We've always wondered where Lindsay Lohan's extraordinary talent comes from. God knows her mother hasn't taught her a thing except that she should look for validation through men, drugs, and fame. But under the dilapidated exterior, Lindsay is kind of good at acting. (We just loooove Mean Girls.) How did this happen?

Well, just take a gander at the skillz of her imprisoned father, Michael Lohan.

Pretty good drawing, right? We especially like the Jared Paul Stern lookin' paparazzo crouching in the corner. Though, we would have liked to see some flames and smoke coming out from between Lindsay's legs. God also said, "let there be Firecrotch."

From the pen of Lindsay's dad [Lloyd Grove, Lowdown]
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