If you haven't noticed, our inbox is a veritble compost pile of press releases aimed at generating a modicum of interest. At least one PR company is smart: They name dropped the Oscars, Tyra Banks, and Versace — which at least got us through the first couple graphs. The rest of it is all your responsibility, if only because we don't read about any dude that goes by "Miss J."

Every since E! Entertainment's ceremonious firing of Robert Verdi as the "official" Fashion Police, fashionistas have been abuzz (especially young American fashion designers) and singing the praises of their new found champion - Jay Alexander. As most would spend many hours chatting away over the injustice of the Armani, Versace and Wang clad red carpets, many young designers felt that their wonderfully and artfully crafted stunners would never see the light of day. But all this is changing…

This change is currently being attributed to none other than Jay Alexander or Miss J, as he is so lovingly referred to by Tyra Banks on her hit show America's Next Top Model. During the airing of consecutive episodes of the Fashion Police following three major award shows (Grammys, Golden Globes and Sag Awards) Mr. Alexander has constantly urged Hollywood celebs to pay more attention to upcoming designers and less to the same old designers that do
nothing but weigh down the carpet in boredom.

Great advice! Just the way to get the winner of Project Runway – and only the winner of Project Runway – to pay attention to you.

The rest of the misery, after the jump.

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EXCLUSIVE RELEASE

NEW YORK, NY - (AHPR) March 7, 2006

YOUNG AMERICAN FASHION DESIGNERS HAVE FOUND AN ALLY IN THE NEW AND IMPROVED
FASHION POLICE JAY ALEXANDER

Every since E! Entertainment's ceremonious firing of Robert Verdi as the
"official" Fashion Police, fashionistas have been abuzz (especially young
American fashion designers) and singing the praises of their new found
champion - Jay Alexander. As most would spend many hours chatting away over
the injustice of the Armani, Versace and Wang clad red carpets, many young
designers felt that their wonderfully and artfully crafted stunners would
never see the light of day. But all this is changing…

This change is currently being attributed to none other than Jay Alexander
or Miss J, as he is so lovingly referred to by Tyra Banks on her hit show
America's Next Top Model. During the airing of consecutive episodes of the
Fashion Police following three major award shows (Grammys, Golden Globes and
Sag Awards) Mr. Alexander has constantly urged Hollywood celebs to pay more
attention to upcoming designers and less to the same old designers that do
nothing but weigh down the carpet in boredom.

Three New York based designers in particular can truly thank Jay for his
handiwork. Proenza Schouler, the duo that was originally selected to dress
Best Actress nominee Michele Williams (Ms. Williams decided to play it safe
at the last minute with Vera Wang); Mal Sirrah, whom was personally enlisted
by the eventual award winner Reese Witherspoon to construct her back up
dress just in case her vintage Dior costume hadn't been rejuvenated in time
(unfortunately it was - rejuvenated is debatable); and finally Zac Posen,
whose stunning black satin and chiffon creation made the cut and adorned the
equally stunning body of nominee Felicity Hoffman on the red carpet. All
three designers were personally given their kudos during the following
evening airing of E!'s Oscars Fashion Police by none other than Jay
Alexander.

Secretly everyone in the fashion world is cheering for Jay Alexander. Not
only does he support young designers, he is single handedly responsible for
teaching most of today's supermodels how to strut their stuff down the
catwalk. Vive Ms. J!!!