A newly redesigned WWD.com had us giddy enough. But an article about Radar's third incarnation? It's like giving bread to the bread line: good news for everyone! Because like Maer Roshan and questionable numbers of bathroom trips during lunch, you just can't get enough Radar.

Radar is joining the socialite craze and taking a shot at tabloids like Us Weekly with the feature "Socialites Are Just Like Us!" in its first issue of its third incarnation (but with new investors). Yet, while Us Weekly captures stars in random moments, such as Ben Affleck making his way through an airport security line at LAX, Radar's February relaunch issue devotes 10 pages to overexposed socialites appearing in staged photos.

They were photographed wearing gowns from Bill Blass and J.Mendel while eating burgers at a seedy diner, bowling at Port Authority and taking the subway.

Otherwise known as "how every evening that includes a charity auction event ends up."