You know how Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse? Well axed CBS3 anchor and suspected Alycia Lane email leaker Larry Mendte is not a criminal! Sure, the feds may think so, but the website selling this T-shirt insists: "Larry Mendte is a lot of things. A reporter. An entertainer. A historian. A humanitarian. Larry Mendte is all of these things. But Larry Mendte is most certainly not a criminal." [via CB]