"Starting Monday, [Fox News'] America's Pulse with E.D. Hill will give way to a new second hour of The Live Desk with Martha McCallum. [...] With The Live Desk getting twice the amount of time daily, that means viewers will get twice the amount of celebrity talk, American Idol humping, reality TV fawning, the latest happenings of the world's various royal families and of course the obligatory appearance by Geraldo Rivera which is mandatory if you're a Fox TV show.

"Given the amount of time that The Fox News Channel gives to celebs in rehab, the latest diet fads, Southern California car chases, analysis by body language and issues of a similar significance if an American politician or world leader wants to get any face time they'll have to reveal they got into a threesome with Paris Hilton and Colin Farrell." [CNV]