How gay is the upcoming season of Project Runway? More so than usual, it seems! And yet, despite the higher than usual incidence of homosexuality amongst aspiring fashion designers, one contestant is apparently so straight he makes Tim Gunn look like Vin Diesel. Or something. Says one totally random lady:
[Christian] Siriano is so gay he makes Austen Scarlett of Season 1 seem like Rock Hudson. Oh wait, I mean Tom Cruise. Oh, that doesn’t work either…
Ha! Wait—so is she saying everyone is secretly gay or what? We're feeling as about as confused as an adolescent Perez Hilton watching a Jodie Foster movie in his all-boys boarding school while listening to K.D. Lang. Meanwhile, anyone else psyched for Runway? We hear Michael Kors is a real bitch this season.
Editorial Director
um…christian is a guy.
hate to burst your bubble. but you should probably check that out before you decide to write another article. Its usually helpful to actually watch the show you're writing about also. since he is clearly a male when you watch the show, I can assume either you are a) extremely uneducated on the human sexuality or b) havent looked up anything on this article.
Adam, you're a crackhead.