Protecting Yourself From the Paparazzi
 

You just want to enjoy a leisurely dinner at Ye Waverly Inn with two dozen of your closest celebrity and media elite friends, then head home for a high ball and an evening of Googling yourself. But as soon as you step outside the restaurant, FLASHES! The paparazzi are waiting outside, which you totally didn't expect because you hate having your picture taken and published in tabloids and blogs, which is why you dine at off-the-grid restaurants like the Waverly! What to do? Spray 'em! Introducing Stop-arazzi, a spray can that shoots an allegedly harmless liquid, which you're supposed to spray on the lenses of those offending cameras. There, it will muck up the glass of the lens, making any photo the pap tries to take completely blurry and worthless. You've foiled them again!

Sep 29, 2008 · 3 views (beta) · Link · 1 Response
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No. 1 · billflynn

What an genius idea. Keeping the paps back or should i say rats back. where do i buy?

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 9:16 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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