We thought maybe we'd see Stuart Elliot cover the Dolce & Gabbana pubic hair ad that's got closeted homos all riled up about decency this, obsenity that. But alas, Stuart's only interested in which accounts Interpublic is gaining or losing.

How excited we were with today's Thursday Styles door prize, with a full 1,400 words devoted to pubic hair (and its removal). It may not have the glitz of a fashion house's campaign, but it made us turn off the Bel Ami flic for a few minutes. We hope you'll enjoy it as much as we did, though don't expect a photo flip book.