Sure, we may not have been around to feed you our tips that Madonna would be at the Roxy and MisShapes, but surely you read about that over on our faggoty cousin Queerty, right?

But we can offer you a "Confession"-al spywitness account from Madge's whirlwind NYC tour. Bonus: It's filled with (reported) expletives!

I am not one to gossip, but I thought I would let you know what I saw the other day whilst having lunch at La Goulue on Madison Avenue. I saw Madonna and that designer Mal Sirrah, along with two huge bodyguards having lunch. They were huddled around at a table chatting up a storm with every other word being the "F" word.

I though that she had changed.

I wish you could have heard the two of them going on and on about how it is a great thing that he is trying to change the industry, blah, blah, blah. I was thinking to myself, "Just what we need is Madonna championing or hopping on another cause." Does she just do this kind of thing for exposure or does she really care about these young designers. Or does she simply love the possibility of hell raising again.

All I have to say is that if I were this dude Mal Sirrah, I would be careful with whom I align myself, as Madonna may just be using him to spew her insane ideas and front her causes simply for her own exposure and benefit.

Madonna, change? Use others for her own benefit? Try and score free designer wear? Well, we hear she might actually pay for her couture, but at least Madge and Mal have that whole name obsession thing in common.

Related: Even More Madonna [Queerty]