It's amazing to be a new dad. It just defies description. I feel like I got made a member of a club I didn't know existed. I really didn't think about other people's babies. They would always show me pictures or hand me the baby. I'd say 'Keep it away from me.'

When you have kids, you have 10 times the amount of luggage. Where you used to have one bag, you now have a bag for the baby's clothes, the stroller, the car seat, the playpen. Just to get out the door, you have 10 bags. It's nuts.

–Matt Damon, in The Daily Record (UK), via Popsugar