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Real Estate Tycoon Donald Trump On How Angelina Jolie Bamboozled The World Into Thinking She Was Gorgeous
Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.
–Donald Trump, using his ownership of the Miss Universe pageant to disprove the fallacy of Angelina Jolie's attractiveness. [DListed via Mollygood]
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Yes, Donald the duck knows beauty, that why his firs wife Ivana, looks like a horse,and has done a major face and body overhaul after their divorce. His second and thrid wife, all bought women, had boob and nose jobs.
The last one Melania (formerly a nude model and a callgirl))had an eye surgery as Trump wanted her to have Angelina's catlike eyes!!!
Even his daughters are all ugly, Ivanka has a man's voice, that she had her made her boobs bigger so as not to be mistaken as a man, and Tiffany, has Daddy's face, poor ugly kid!
This may be the only thing I have ever agreed about with Donald Trump. Jolie's eyes always look like she is stoned or near catatonic, those fat, perpetually pouty, lips make her look deformed, and all those tattoos are just gross.
Hmmmm. I think the Donald lusts after Ms Jolie. Typical rejected male behavior. He also claims to be a friend of her father so this must be his perverted way of defending Voight in their family rift. Tip: Never interfere in other family disputes.
Angelina is gorgeous. Those lips are gorgeous. Only a woman would think fat, pouty lips are deformed. I know gorgeous.
Jesus what an idiot. I read where he was like, "and now she is an ambassador for world peace and hunger and crap. It's like give me a break" and crap????? Um hello why don't you get your money hungry ass into a refuge camp and see how you fit in. I hope his hair jumps off his head and eats him. PS your wife is FAKE
Sweet be geezum…he knows beauty? Uh, how? He sure has heck does not surrounded himself with it and it is certainly not because he owns some plastic factory dumb contests of beauty, that's for sure. I would like to hear him attempt to speak COHERENTLY about what makes him such an authority and how he actually "knows" beauty instead of these random statements he makes trying to pick fights. This guy is such an absolute git and the most negative, mean-spirited, nasty person I have ever seen. It's a shame any of us have to share oxygen with him. Ewwwww….
I love Melania Trump.
The man has taste and class, he can spot a dog in heat from a mile away! Good call!