I cannot make coffee. And somebody came over to the house the other day for dinner. And I was like, 'Anybody want coffee?' And they go, 'Yeah.' But I always have the foo-foo, frilly Coffeemate French Vanilla Hazelnut creamers. And somebody goes, 'I'll just have it black.' That is a true test of a good cup of coffee. I can't disguise it with my French Vanilla Hazelnut creamer. I was so nervous.

–Eva Longoria, telling her prospective dinner guests they're better off getting their coffee from Dunkin' Donuts [Parade]