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Apparently, Not Everyone Is Grateful For The Resurgence Of The Girdle
I really detest Spanx. I feel like it’s a total bait and switch. You get it off and all of a sudden it’s like a fucking flab-alanche! It just comes out like a snow bank falling from a crevasse.
–Jimmy Jellinek, former editor in chief of Maxim, on the gravity-defying, muffin top eliminating spandex-nylon contraption known as Spanx. [NYO]
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Flab-alanche is my new favorite word.
Yeah, its a shame all women cant just be permanently airbrushed..