Here's Eva Longoria at the "Spike For Hope" charity volleyball tournament which is supposed to help cure cancer or something. I'm not sure what crawling around looking like a dog taking a piss has to do with volleyball or curing cancer, but I do know Eva has a good strategy. When you're 4' 2" which, naturally, means you suck at beach volleyball, just take off your pants. Then you can distract everyone on your team with your ass-mole and cause them to lose.

–Jenny from IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay.com