Guys don't like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well. We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company.

So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana. Feel free to be even more vague than that: "Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!" Or just ask him if he feels like he can still throw a punch in the outfit, just in case he needs to protect you.

Trust me, say any of this and you won't be able to get him to take the damn suit off. Before you know it, he'll be wearing an Armani tux to league night at the bowling alley.

–Ashton Kutcher, explaining how to make the trip to Bowlmor Lanes more fashionable in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar