Everybody is hung out to dry now. It’s one thing if you’re up for it and you want it, and you go out without your panties on. But if you’re wearing your panties — gosh darn it, leave me alone!”

[That said] I’m fun. I can be really fun. I can tell we’d have a lot of fun if the tape was off…I think it’s great to drink in the middle of the day. I would join you, but I gotta drive to pick up the kids. You’re taking taxis everywhere. You could get drunk! You could go from appointment to appointment highly, highly smashed!”

–Reese Witherspoon opens up about dealing with the press and reveals a well-concealed affinity for having fun in the October issue of Elle magazine [via]