You know, sometimes when we're rolling around the jungle and the mud, and we're hitting each other, and stabbing each other, and shooting each other and pouring on the blood and turning on the sprinklers, I wonder what it would be like to bake up a sheet of cookies on Wisteria Lane. And get one of their checks.

–Emmy winner Terry O'Quinn of Lost, referring to fellow ABC show Desperate Housewives [CBS]