What crossed my mind…they knew I was walking into a big book party. It just shows you that with these guys it's all just smoke and mirrors. It's all PR and spin. And that's what I write about in my book. So I'm not surprised that they used this opportunity. This is par for the course for these characters

–Rita Cosby, explaining what "crossed her mind" when she was served with a subpoena Wednesday night (at the behest of Howard K. Stern) immediately upon walking into the party for her new book, "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death."

Earlier:
• Opportunistic Lawyer Sues Opportunistic Author
• Stern's Gay Lawsuit Fury [Queerty]