Quoted: Rich Kids Take Time Out Of Busy, 'Champagne-Brunch' Schedules To Enlist For The War In Iraq

I just looked at my parents in their cashmere sweaters and thought, 'Who am I to go to an elite liberal arts college and spend all my time reading while, in the real world, thousands of kids my age are sacrificing their lives for our country?' It's not right.
–Fictional Private Jonathan Grace, via The Onion's "800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq. 'We've Been So Selfish'"
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