It's here, it's here! Radar is online! We haven't had time to go through the whole site (it's been up for about three minutes) but we are extremely anxious to tackle the new newsy gossip, along with months worth of archives which have been just waiting for a home.

Headlines like "The World's Gayest Logos" and "Judith Regan's Cock Shock" give us real hope for the future of this (Radar's third) launch. Especially since they bring news of Ashlee Simpson straddling Pete Wentz — and then throwing up everywhere. (That one is like a six-car pile-up on Holland Tunnel … we do want to look away.)
So what if you have a weekend's worth of emails and pitch letters to go through? Who cares if you have to confirm your lunch dates and make your dentist appointment? Get your assistant to grab you a cup of coffee and curl up with the site for at least 10 minutes. You won't be seeing an actual mag for at least a year. You know you gave at least that much time to Office Pirates and they didn't even have blind items.

Thanks for reminding Ed that the new Radar online is up, Jossip! Ed hearts you. Ed kinda wants to work at Radar…but is he cool enough (and does he have enough money in his savings account) to do it?
Thanks for reminding Ed that the new Radar online is up, Jossip! He hearts you. Ed kinda wants to work at Radar…but is he cool enough (and does he have enough money in his savings account) to do it?
Thanks for reminding Ed that the new Radar online is up, Jossip! He hearts you. Ed kinda wants to work at Radar…but is he cool enough (and does he have enough money in his savings account) to do it?