Sometimes, you sit around and wonder how in the hell MTV's The Real World still exists. Could it be, we wondered, that everyone we know is secretly watching it but is just too ashamed to admit it? Perhaps!

So we decided to give it one more shot and checked out the season-opener and discovered (a) everyone on the show is clearly an Abercrombie & Fitch model, and (b) it's inadvertently hilarious.

Take, for instance this astute observation by Whatshisface (the good looking preppy from Mississippi).

"Cohutta, Isaac and me knew from day one that all the drama in this house was going to be centered around vaginal insecurity."

Um, that's, like, the best line to come out of The Real World since Fake-Boobies Tanya said, "Call me a whore, call me slut, just don't call me a liar."

And they said this show was no longer socially relevant.

Bonus runner-up highlight: The part where the ditzy blond girl one of the ditzy blond girls disses the least attractive of all the superbly attractive roommates by saying, "You know that she looks like a teacher, anyway. She was gonna be, like, the mom of the house."

"Yeah, what is f— is she doing here?!" agrees Brunette Bimbo.

Bonus second runner-up: When the other ditzy blond rommate (Shauna? Tara Reid?) says of Isaac (the one who's "serial killer hot"): "He, out of everyone, is who I can kind of relate to a little bit" not knowing as we do (from the opening intro!) that Isaac is actually a juvenile delinquent who's still on probation for multiple counts of breaking and entering. (OMG, you two are total twinsies!)

Vaginal insecurity. Best phrase ever.