And we're back, with this week's installment of "Reality (Sound) Bites" (cheers, clapping, yay!)

This week, Donald Trump's Apprentice bombed, so we're pretty sure you didn't see it. Which is way we are incoporating his fucktarded comments into our round-up this week.

From him to Santino (who just won't quit) to newly fired Apprentice people we bring the top 10 dumbass quotes from the reality which is our television. Well, Intern Molly's television, at least. (We've already had to call her mother and apologize for exposing her child to such foul and disgusting language for the sake of learning.)

10. "As I was showing Tim my line, I was thinking: 'Why isn't he saying more? Why isn't he piddling in his panties in excitement?'" — Daniel V., Project Runway

9. "You didn't make it by much, Tarek. Summer saved your ass with her own stupidity. Tarek is totally overrated." — Donald Trump, The Apprentice

8. "Chloe's line looks like a couch is coming at you." — Santino, PR

7. "I have loved this song since I was a little kid, which as most people say, wasn't all that long ago." — Lisa Tucker, 16, American Idol

6. "Shut up, Paula, you're really annoying me now. It's like being with some precocious child." — Simon Cowell, AI

5. "It's kind of, ya' know, like trying to disguise a piece of shit amongst a bunch of diamonds … whatever, even if you put pasties and a freaking maxi pad on the 13th model and send her down the runway its like who give a fuck at this point?" — Santino, PR

4. "I think we suffered from a severe lack of mismanagement." -– Lee, The Apprentice

3. "I was riding blimp! I was doing what I was supposed to do. We will kick asses. We'll be fine." — Lenny, The Apprentice

2. 'I wonder if he's pulling a dildo dress out of his action pack."— Daniel V on Santino, PR

1. "At first I didn't want to watch the show, but then, of course, I've read every shitty blog." — Santino, PR