When you get a bunch of wannabe models and Donald Trump together, well, the topic will inevitably turn to boobs. From the geniuses of Top Chef to the geniuses of America's Next Top Model, Intern Molly has rounded up all the pointless crap coming out of these people's mouths.
For a group of folks who are so percentage wise, they really do sound like a bunch of freakin' fools. The top five, along with today's most talk about sentance, after the jump.
10. "Love is such a distraction. It is a beautiful thing, but it will kill you." —Jade, America's Next Top Model
9. "I kinda wish you went in, because I was just sitting there waiting, and I didn't know anyone, and all the girls had like double D's."—Kelly to Sabrina, 8th & Ocean
8. "I am in the top three percentile of everything I do."—Stephen, Top Chef
7. "If this was America's Next Top Tramp [Brooke] would be a keeper."—Jay, America's Next Top Model
6. "Passions, isn't that that soap opera that has like Wolverine jumping out of the closet and Dracula and all that crazy shit?"—Sean, 8th & Ocean
5. "In Russia, they don't have jingles?"—Donald Trump
"I'm the first Russian jingle writer, actually."—Lenny, Apprentice
4. "It's a fucking burrito. You just put shit inside it and your roll it up."—Mike Yakura, Guest Judge, Top Chef
3. "I'll buy her dinner if she gets a C-cup, dude"—Teddy about Kelly's boob job, 8th & Ocean
2, Maybe [Nnenna] is 120% book smart and like 4% common sense smart."—Joannie, America's Next Top Model
1. "Ryan, with respect, I'm not the one trying to look like someone out of 'Desperate Housewives.' Lose the beard."—Simon Cowell, American Idol
